Gather round ya filthy scallywags and scum buckets and i’ll tell ya a tale! A tale of the likes you’ve never heard! Don’t be worryin about sleep tonight my boys, we got ourselves many a cold night ahead of us, out here on this damnable ocean with notin but the hunger in our bellies! Tonight is a special night and I means to make the most of it, even if it means sittin on this deck freezin the hairs off me backside! Tonight I tell a tale that’ll fill your mind with visions of intrigue and wonder! Its a tale filled with mischief and deciet; hatred and love; redemption and ultimate damnation... You lowly ocean rats will be tellin this tale for years to come; argg at least till your as old and dried up as me. By then it wont be matterin whatcha remember, ya just be makin it up as ya go eh? I figure out here in this cold dreary place, far away from what was once our homes, a good story is a most valuable treasure, and I be feelin mighty generous this special night. These past few moons i’ve been feelin the cold of the seas in my bones, a cold that comes when ya know that your time in this world is comin to end, and ya better make peace with your gods and make the most of the time ya got left.
Where I come from tonight is the night they celebrate the Feast of the Fox. Never heard of the Feast of the Fox eh?? Hmpf I aint surprised, some you mates look like ya shot out of your mothers kracken not but yesterday. Ayy it makes no difference, the home I speak of is but a small village in a land not much accustomed to outsiders. Ayy its been so long since ive seen it, I doubt I could ever find it if I tried. Truth be told I can harly remember where I put my chamber pot these days... Arggg yah welps be gettin this old man off track! The Feast of the Fox, thats what I was tellin ya about! The Feast of the Fox celebrates the the fiercest, most dangerous pirate to ever roam these seven seas! I aint talkin about that petty coat wearin Black Beard or that jack o’ nothin Barbarossa, no sir! Im talkin about the pirate captain who rumor has it stole the crown off the queen mothers head while the old dodger was still wearing it haha! Im talkin about none other than the dreaded pirate Peg Leg Meg....Arggg Peg Leg Meg, a pirate captain dam near as beautifull as she was cold...
Where I come from tonight is the night they celebrate the Feast of the Fox. Never heard of the Feast of the Fox eh?? Hmpf I aint surprised, some you mates look like ya shot out of your mothers kracken not but yesterday. Ayy it makes no difference, the home I speak of is but a small village in a land not much accustomed to outsiders. Ayy its been so long since ive seen it, I doubt I could ever find it if I tried. Truth be told I can harly remember where I put my chamber pot these days... Arggg yah welps be gettin this old man off track! The Feast of the Fox, thats what I was tellin ya about! The Feast of the Fox celebrates the the fiercest, most dangerous pirate to ever roam these seven seas! I aint talkin about that petty coat wearin Black Beard or that jack o’ nothin Barbarossa, no sir! Im talkin about the pirate captain who rumor has it stole the crown off the queen mothers head while the old dodger was still wearing it haha! Im talkin about none other than the dreaded pirate Peg Leg Meg....Arggg Peg Leg Meg, a pirate captain dam near as beautifull as she was cold...
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